Perry Chokes, Cabrera Wins 2009 Masters!
Written by 
The guy who looks like a bus driver(Angel Cabrera), beat the 48 year old dad(Kenny Perry), who out parred the ultra white middle aged guy(Chad Campbell). Needless to say, not the greatest display of athleticism from the final playoff group in this years Masters. Hopefully those people that argue golf isn't a sport weren't watching.
Now obviously they still fall under the category of "the best golfers in the world", and we still have a ton of respect for their abilities. But we had to mention the funny characteristics that these 3 shared, especially since they were finalists in this year's Super Bowl of golf.
We would also like to say that we wish every Masters could be as exciting on the last day! Major props to Phil, as well. Great effort, but just a little too late.
